“Is this a library?”
“Have you read this?”
“How about this?”
“And this? And this?? How about this???”
“These books are for sale, right?”
“I’d like to place an order to go.”
“This isn’t Chinatown Shelton?”
“This is the BEST book I have ever read!”
“This is the WORST book I have ever read!”
“Mommy, are we renting these books?”
“Ooh, can I have a bookmark?”
“Your last bookmark is still under the couch.”
“Pleeeeeeeeeeeease can I have a bookmark??”
“You don’t even read!”
“Do you have a bathroom?”
“Do you have the one about Justin Bieber?”
“Can you get James Patterson here?”
“How about Stephenie Meyers?”
“Chinatown Shelton? I’d like a #4 with fried rice, please.”
“I don’t remember the title.”
“I don’t remember the author.”
“I don’t remember what it’s about…”
“It’s blue.”
“What do you mean this isn’t Chinatown Shelton?!”
“But I AM looking at the menu!”
“Oh.”
“My son hates reading.”
“My son loves reading.”
“Do you have the one by that guy who’s really famous?”
“It’s yellow.”
“I need it for school.”
“I need it for work.”
“I need it.”
“This isn’t Chinatown Shelton, is it?”
“I’ll wait ’til it comes out in paperback.”
“I only read hardcovers.”
“No, I am NOT buying you another bookmark.”
“Oooh…..do you want a bookmark?”
“I love bookstores!”
“I’ve always wanted to own a bookstore.”
“My dream is to open a bookstore!”
“I’m just browsing. I’m waiting for my food from Chinatown Shelton.”
“I’m waiting for my pizza.”
“I just dropped my dog off at the groomer’s.”
“I’m waiting for my prescription.”
“I just came from the doctor’s.”
“I’m going to the doctor’s.”
“I have some time to kill.”
“Smells good in here.”
“Hmmm…..books……..”
“Gotta have my books!”
“I’d like to stick to my favorite authors.”
“I’ll try anything! What would you recommend?”
“I like romance with a hint of mystery.”
“Zombies!”
“Mysteries.”
“A good mystery.”
“Mysteries. The kind that’s not gory.”
“Agatha Christie-like mysteries.”
“Historical fiction.”
“I can’t stand historical fiction.”
“It’s for my friend.”
“It’s for my mom.”
“It’s for my nephew.”
“It’s for my sister.”
“My dog ate my last copy.”
“Is that a real bird??”
“Hello? Chinatown Shelton?”
